Saturday, February 6, 2010

Fun With Teabaggers

This is the weekend of the first annual tea party convention. Lucky teabaggers pay over $500 to attend, and much of that revenue goes to their heroine, quitter Sarah Palin. This won’t be my last entry about this said convention as I’m snowed in today and am using the time to catch up on blogging.

While reading about the teabag convention at Democratic Underground, I stumbled upon this comment posted from “teabagtommy” in the comments of the article

Here is the comment in question

I wanted to go but my retarded communist terrorist muslum wife wouldnt let me go. She also wouldnt let me go to Nashvle to see Sarah because her corns was hurtun her. My wife needs a good talkin too by Rush and Glen Beck they would tell her that we need to stop the aborshun dokters and stop aborshuns in the white house that aint white no more and that the retarded democrats better lisen to Sarah and the teabaggers because they are real smart and there wont be no phony soldiers there only real soldiers like Rush likes. Rush is a war hero just like Bill Oreilly and Shawn who also hates Obama and Joe the Plummer was kidnaped by Obama and the terrorists who want us to give lazy Hatis money so they can buy more crack from Obama. And now Obama wants to take our guns away so I'm gonna have to fix my sling shot I used to use it for keepin the wife in line but she broked it. She sure akes like a muslum. I hope she fails too like we hope America fails so Sarah can be Presidents with Glen Beck.

Read more: Thousands gather to see Sarah Palin in Salina -

Now this is either someone like me who spends times at blogs like Morons With Signs (on my blogroll) and doing this comment solely to make fun of the teabaggers or a complete moron. If this guy’s a fake, he’s a brilliant one and exposes the teabaggers for the morons that they are. Let’s assume for a second that this guy is real. The first conclusion that we can draw is that he did not pass the 5th grade due to his spelling and grammatical errors--- dude there’s a game show on TV for people like you. Second you seem to really hate people who are not like you (a common trait among teabaggers)—fine but why did you even consider marrying a Muslim? And Rush Limbaugh is a war hero? I thought he didn’t serve at all. Now Haitians use taxpayer money to buy crack from President Obama? Excuse me while I roll on the floor here. As for the guns issue--- in the year that President Obama has been in office he has made no attempts to reform our gun control laws, and that’s just a lie fed to you by Faux News. And if you use a sling shot to keep your wife in line—let’s just hope that she has 911 programmed in her phone because that’s called domestic violence.

If Sarah Palin and Glen Beck are on a winning ticket, I’m off to Canada. Fortunately I think there’s a snowball’s chance in hell of that happening. Liberals love their country too.

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